[05:09:22] <Lenin> is this the warez channel? [05:11:02] <Lenin> /warez [05:11:07] <Lenin> that's a thing [05:11:17] <Lenin> with extra warez please [05:12:32] <Lenin> "would you like serialz with that?"

11:51 PM: *@dsl-216*.telocity.com   2/10/2001 5:47:44 AM [Set: Fri Feb  9 23:48:16 2001] by juice: you aren't in charge here and stop using opers and admin nicks (play!lenin@dsl-216-227-50-61.telocity.com) [1]

referring to lenin: <juice> he said he was in charge here so i showed him how much he is in charge

[14:44:35] * kaleb replaces Lenin's fat with silicone [14:46:25] <Lenin> a totally inferior substitute [14:46:25] <Lenin> a silicone belly would not move the right way

[15:48:45] <expresso> did you get your mean phrased attitude from Lenin?

[15:56:12] <Lenin> I've been thinking about growing my beard really, really long and putting hair relaxer in it [15:56:18] <Lenin> and then bleaching it as white as it gets [15:56:24] <Lenin> hopefully I'll look just like Santa

[17:30:23] <Lenin> looking at warez pages is very challenging [17:30:55] <kaleb> fosi.da.ru is a good one [17:31:38] <Lenin> what? where are the porn banners? [17:31:45] <Lenin> oh nm

[17:58:43] <Avenger12> wakeup and gline Lenin for me, hes been flooding me

[18:38:40] <otaku> so you have never lived in new jersey? [18:38:58] <Lenin> WHAT did I say last time you asked that question? [18:39:13] <Lenin> I think it was "I hate you and I'm never buying notebooks from you again!"

[22:56:09] * kaleb hovers over Lenin [22:57:10] <Lenin> I'm sure there's a perfectly unhomosexual reason for you to be hovering ove me while I'm sleeping

and I got the 11000th randstuff, which everyone else is really jealous of. you fucking idiots. all praise be to Lenin who is snacky.

<apteryx> i don't have time to do all that <Lenin> try it, though <Lenin> it works, doesn't it? <Lenin> you just like to whine a lot

<+Arrquko> who is lenin?

<avenj> lostech calc 160 * 300 <Lostech> avenj: 48000.000000 <Lenin> avenj you aren't very smart <avenj> yeah i know

*** ChanServ changes topic to 'since lenin died, i'm in charge here'

<flazisismuss> and it is ever more clear BODA was a nazi <Lenin> istr he used to get glined a lot <flazisismuss> after all, capital letters are the unmistakable trait of facists. <Avenger12> no no no, kosh is a nazi, BODA is just a communist <Lenin> BODA is a monarchist <flazisismuss> I will continue to think of kosh as a sort of well-meaning Falangist.

<juice> I, juice, am not smart enough to use my own thoughts, so I've started using Lenin's instead

<Lenin> 16 inches isn't really small but it's not that big either

<Lenin> a company that's profitable is clearly "old economy"

<snacky> I would also like to address the topic of slug intelligence

<snacky> !8ball is liquid drano as good as they say?

<snacky> I also like AMD, but only because they gave me a free shirt <snacky> I am wealthy now in shirts

<snacky> my ISP is dying next year, so apparently they're going out of their way to be super-crappy lately

<@kaleb> circumcision is good <@snacky> ok <@kaleb> much prettier to look at <@kaleb> :> <@snacky> circumcision: a homosexual plot

<kaleb> where is everyone tonight <@snacky> avoiding you

<@snacky> go go gadget morphine-injector

[06:12:28] <@Yu_Suzuki> hi sporkulate welcome to the warez channel

[06:32:12] <@Yu_Suzuki> germany didn't develop the atom bomb because most of their smart people (jews) fled to the US

[18:10:05] <@Yu_Suzuki> you only have ops on one of the channels you're on. I have ops on ALL of the channels I'm on. who's more in charge?

[18:47:36] <sporkulate> you loser [18:47:42] <@Yu_Suzuki> it's spelled 'looser' [18:47:57] <sporkulate> you only spell it that way because you're a loser [18:48:04] * @Yu_Suzuki shrugs

[19:19:11] <sporkulate> the goal is Yu_Suzuki is a jerk [19:19:27] <@Yu_Suzuki> that sentence lacking linking verb

[21:59:24] <@Yu_Suzuki> asshole [21:59:33] <@Yu_Suzuki> I'm not going to look at it [21:59:48] <@Yu_Suzuki> unless you send it again as an xpixelmap. and only so I can view it in a text editor

[22:05:53] <@Yu_Suzuki> that's why al gore won the election

<otaku> yes, it is me. The onewho is in charge <Yu_Suzuki> I admit it. you've been in charge here all along. I'm just a pretender to the throne <otaku> YES. Finally the truth comes out

<Lenin> also "stab" is a great word

<Lenin> americans tend to confuse sweden with switzerland

<Lenin> anyway, rule #2 is that everyone on this channel now favors starving Ukranians to death when they resist paying their tax-grain

<Lenin> beating up on chechens isn't nice either

<Lenin> because we lend their government money so that officials may embezzle it from the treasury

<Lenin> by the same reasoning, my penis is bigger than most peoples'

<Lenin> canadians don't even speak english, they speak canadian - or worse, french

<Lenin> dalnet really blows <Lenin> I mean that in a nice way, though

<Lenin> did I tell you that I'm on track to weigh 600 lbs by the time I turn 40?

<@Lenin> die moronic morons <@Lenin> who are dumb <@Lenin> and not very smart either <@Lenin> bring forth the pirated software <murb> pirated software is unamerican <@Lenin> you're fat <@Lenin> I'm serious

<Lenin> does a swede have the buddha nature?

<Lenin> don't worry I'm used to it <Lenin> (jealousy, that is) <Lenin> (and being in charge) <JeniGirl> No more Crack for you

<Lenin> do you know any swedish words I would like?

<Lenin> excuse me, why is nobody giving me warez?

<Lenin> Gunnar Borkborkborkson

* Lenin has a severe stroke and dies and gets preserved in a glass box in Moscow, to remain for the rest of the century

*** Lenin has set the topic on channel #Intp to Support Wealthy Text Format! Convert all your files to .wtf now!

<Lenin> have you been hearing of the it is "Richard Epstein"?! <Lenin> you moron <flazisismuss> wtf? rephrase that sentence. <Lenin> are you being the person who was having been hearing of person what it is he are being named the hi I am "Richard Epstein"?! <Lenin> hope that helps

<@Lenin> his is longer but mine is much thicker

<@Lenin> hi stupid idiots <@Lenin> shut the fuck up, por favor

<Lenin> how snackological

<Lenin> I don't mean to imply that there's anything wrong with obesity <Lenin> I just think fat people should be locked up

<Lenin> if god intended for us to eat with our mouths, he wouldn't have invented IV needles

<Lenin> if it weren't for kaleb I'd still be on the streets begging for change so I could buy more vanilla extract to get drunk off of

<@Lenin> if this channel continues being gay I will have to assert my in-charge-here-ness by banishing your spirit forms to the Outer Earth

<Lenin> I guess it's hopeless to ask you to lick less fuck <flazisismuss> yes <Lenin> I would be happy with, say, half as much fuck-licking on your part <flazisismuss> 65% as much is as low as I am willing to go

<@Lenin> I had a dream that the blacks were misbehaving <@Lenin> and I had broccoli and cheese with vanilla ice cream on top, flavored by watered-down snow-cone flavoring <@Lenin> in a soggy ice cream cone <@Lenin> and it was raining

<Lenin> I like the word "profusely"

<Lenin> I'm annoyed that the turks still haven't invaded greece

<Lenin> I'm going to work on memorial day and expect to get paid the equivalent of 11,248,607.86 turkish lira per hour for it

<@Lenin> I'm thinking of becoming a dreamcast warez trader just to get back at sega <@Lenin> anyone want any isoz? I got 'em

Lenin in a werewolf like attack of rage stabs the druggy in the head with the needle causing massive death. YAY!

<Lenin> I should make the channel scroll up a bunch so nobody notices I banned *!*@*

<Lenin> is it true that "bork bork bork" isn't really swedish?

<Lenin> I think all scripts should alias unalias to alias

<Lenin> I think "gunnar" is a pretty cool name

<Lenin> I think it should be replaced by a new format called Wealthy Text Format

<Lenin> I think your dropping testosterone levels are making you fatter <apteryx> i think you're right

<Lenin> it's "harboring" not "harbouring." we speak american on this channel

<+Lenin> it would just kill me to go to the store and spend the 12 cents to buy another 256 megs

<Lenin> I want to set the world record for biggest butt

<Lenin> I went to the US and I'm a huge success

<@Lenin> kaleb if you don't give me warez, I'm going to leave and not come back for at least a day

<@Lenin> maybe it'll help bring you down if I remind you that you're gay

<Lenin> my cat thinks I'm SO clever

<Lenin> my spork machines are under repair

<Lenin> ok I have to go smell like mold <Lenin> you think about this average characteristics issue and how to exploit it

<Lenin> once it said "you have leprosy"

<Lenin> on this channel we are in favor of stabbing

<@Lenin> probably a sign of genetic inferiority <@Lenin> migraines are a sign of sexual identity crisis

<@Lenin> Q: What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts? <@Lenin> A: You can't gargle gravel.

<@Lenin> Q: What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? <@Lenin> A: I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

<Lenin> right, the secret police encourages me to turn in my family members should they become communist

<@Lenin> right, your name is Avi Jerkowitz <@Lenin> Benjamin Fattystein <@Lenin> David FATASSINDENIAL

<Lenin> ron you're fat <Lenin> when you sit around the house, you really sit around the house <ron> lol <Lenin> yeah I just came up with that joke myself

<Lenin> some day I must get in charge of the .aq tld

<Lenin> speaking of email, kaleb <Lenin> I like jews

<Lenin> stabbing is a noble thing

<Lenin> thank you for smelling like MOLD

<Lenin> the B in suBtle is subtle

<Lenin> TheWhiteDevil you're fat and you're jealous of my figure <Lenin> don't be embarrassed, I'm used to it <Lenin> this would be a good time to mention the fact that I'm in charge here

<Lenin> warez my software license?

<Lenin> well, many people think their piss-ant little countries are actually important <Lenin> but who has all the nukes, I ask you?

<Lenin> we still favor nuking sweden, however

<Lenin> what use is NATO if they can't wipe Greece of the map?

<Lenin> when someone says it's the goatse.cx picture, genghis troll replies: "Hurtful lies make baby Jesus cry :(" <Lenin> the emoticon makes that extremely funny

<Lenin> who do you think is smarter: you or me? <apteryx> you, of course

<Lenin> why are you asking me about my Q? that's personal

<@Lenin> you're right, I have a major aversion to having things rammed up my anus

<Lenin> you should buy some CRACK <Lenin> it'll help you lose WEIGHT

<Lenin> anyway, rule #2 is that everyone on this channel now favors starving Ukranians to death when they resist paying their tax-grain

<Lenin> ok then /kill chanserv

<otaku> Lenin is sexy <otaku> I mean fat

<meerkat> the power of christ compells lenin

<pirisy> i am fussy mind, no tentacle anal thanks <@Lenin> diagram that sentence, pirisy

<rapsux> whatever, nonp and lenin sitting in a tree s-n-a-c-k-i-n-g, first comes dingdongs, then comes the yoohoo's, here comes lenin talking  about jews.

* Stalin uNFS Lenin

<stdin> whatever, gay sex <whatever> stdin: Lenin is gay.

<viagrasaur> girls just don't have the right equipment <@Lenin> equipment for what exactly?

<viagrasaur> i'm talking to stupid canadians right now <viagrasaur> they cut a hole in the bag, then pour it into a container <viagrasaur> canadians sure are dumb <Lenin> they do have milk cartons though <Lenin> usually printed in french on one side and english on the other