22:16 < Nols> they already have a shit tonne of CHK ~1M. had it before I met
              them
22:17 < snacky> Nols: this is america. it's spelled "ton"
22:17 < Nols> actually there is TON and also TONNE
22:17 < Nols> look it up
22:17 < snacky> no it is always ton.
22:18 < snacky> this includes "metric ton" (which you shouldn't use since it is
                unamerican)
22:18 < Nols> one is a short ton, the other is a long tonne
22:18  * snacky reports Nols to the DHS
22:18 < wopr> which ton is your moms?
22:18  * Nols hands snacky a snowball
22:18 < snacky> that should also be spelled "ton"
22:18 <+Paulson> [Zero Hedge] RT @japantimes: Abe says no need to explain
                 constitutional revision to China - http://t.co/cuhhZtPD49
22:18 < wopr> mom
22:18 < snacky> unless you are a brit, in which case you should stop being a
                brit and be american instead
22:18 < wopr> lol
22:19 < Nols> it's old habits from NAME school...
22:19 < wopr> additionally, drugs are bad
22:19 < snacky> english is an american language that is also spoken in england,
                but not as well.
22:19 < Nols> re: long tonne bit
22:20 < snacky> as an example of how bad the english are at our language,
                notice that they're located right next to scotland, yet english
                has barely penetrated there, and the scots speak english even
                worse than the english do
22:20 < Nols> hey now! I'm Irish and Scottish
22:20 < snacky> an american with irish and scottish ancestry.
22:21 < snacky> oh, another proof of american superiority at english
22:21 < Nols> http://www.uno.edu/coe/depts/name/
22:21 < HAL9002> School of Naval Architecture & Marine Engineering | University
                 of New Orleans
22:21 < snacky> we have more people of irish and scottish ancestry than the UK
                and ireland do, but our scots, scots-irish, and irish speak
                english properly
22:21 < Nols> well
22:22 < Nols> they have a bunch of short tons as well as a few long tonnes of
              CHK
22:22 < snacky> much like europe's gold, english is safer in the USA because it
                is more distant from troublesome foreigners (ahem france)
22:22 < Nols> omg! how do you come up with this shit?
22:22 < snacky> how do I come up with obvious and inarguable facts, you mean?
22:23 < snacky> mainly, I use science and computers.
22:23 < Nols> science is over rated
22:24 < Nols> fuck you ES GO DOWN
22:24 < snacky> according to my computers, the correct rating for science is
                pi^2