i don't always root for an alien invasion, but when i do, it's because i want 
economic growth.


DOUBLE DOWN is not an experience worth repeating
RPGs always consider experience a good thing.  man they are mistaken


FUCK ALL OF YOU I'M CHINESE



(code sample from goober's place of employment)
~~~~~DO NOT F-ING COPY THIS!!~~~~~~~This is a temporary hack to getaround
content devs being slammed.  If I catch anybody copy and pastingthis shit, I
will eviscerate you.  I am not f-ing kidding. I don't care if it's three
yearsfrom now and I don't even work at Highwire anymore.I will know, I will
find you, and *I will cut you*


(about his parents)
i don't know much about them


Let's combine two words
Serious and severely
Severiously?


White and black bad guys
Kill them in proper order
Haikugaruga


For all Friday nights
Go home, sit at computer
Party animal

(about Torchlight II)
I think the measure of a character is how quickly they can blow down urns.

i go in for haircuts and they ask me how i want it and i say "just whatever" and
 they laugh and say ok and i always wind up with pretty much the same haircut